SLEEP IN A BOX !

Do you find yourself tired and listless ?
Then you need

SLEEP IN A BOX !(*)

SIAB or SLEEP IN A BOX
is a unique product that can be delivered to your home or work place in FIVE working days! (*)

Absolutley GARENTIED(*) to cure your tiredness SIAB has been in use for hundereds of years by over a million satisied customers.
see for yourself http://stats.gov.siab/sleep_statistics.htm

SIAB comes in a presentation box and five year warrenty(*)

AND ORDER NOW AND GET A FREE GIFT !(*)

Click HERE to ORDER RIGHT NOW

AND IF THATS NOT ALL !!

SIAB GARENTIEs(*) that you will NEVER have to SLEEP again !
Thats right, with SIABs unique ingredients YOU will NEVER have to SLEEP AGAIN !!

Think of all that free time you will have;
Read a book
Spend time with the kids
Write fake web advertisements
The possibilities are endless (*2)

(*2) Possibilites are not endless and SIAB can not be held accountable to what you do with/in your free time.
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"Sleep In A Box" Case history In 1908 the goverment became aware of an ancient product currently marketed as Sleep In A Box or SIAB. SIAB was discovered by the ancient Indian tribes in Stone Henge in around 1400bc and was for the sole use of kings and mystics and lawyers. Then in 1902 Mr E Random brought the secret to our country, where in a hidden base in the mountians he resurected SIAB and begain selling it on the black market. It appears that Eggbert Tobias Random had inherited a smelly leather bound book from his rich Babalonian uncle, a Mrs F Kentucky when she died in 1899. The book was constructed soley of a special cheese found only in western antarctic and cultivated by the black monks of the order of "happie". SIAB has been sold for the last one hundered years and has benifited millions of our lawyers makingthe country what it is today. But with the uptake of the new "internet" SIAB has found its way into the mainstream and will continue to be a growth product. Although no real research has been done to insure this product is safe for use, we must go by history and hole heartly support this wounderful product. http://secret.gov.fraud.info/index.asp?secretstories We would like to say that SIAB (Sleep In a Box) is a fictional product and as such can not garentied to do anything or be delivered anywhere. Warrenties will not be upheld, free gift costs extra even if you do order now. In no way is entering your credit card (or any other) details here secure or recomended! No animals were hurt durring the making of this page except a small spider that fell off the window sill (OK I pushed him, but I think he is alright).

I really can not spell to save my life

(*) SIAB (Sleep In a Box) is a fictional product and as such can not garentied to do anything or be delivered anywhere.
Warrenties will not be upheld, free gift costs extra even if you do order now.
In no way is entering your credit card (or any other) details here secure or recomended!
Luckerly with the power of javascript no details will be broadcast accross the internet.

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